Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Don't Be A Communist

I'm gonna get right to the point with this one: Don't vote if you don't know what or who you're voting for. It's pretty simple. We live in a disgustingly partisan country where it has become perfectly acceptable for someone to walk into a voting booth and push all the buttons for their party without ever having heard the names of the people they're voting for before.

Political research at its finest. You are now an informed voter

What is the point of having the choice of who to put in power if we don't make educated decisions about how to use that right? If the people of America are going to make uninformed votes exclusively along party lines why not just vote for parties and let them appoint whomever they want? Better yet, don't vote at all. Let the two parties switch off every 4 years appointing their people to run the country. And since you lazy voters obviously don't even care enough to stop them, why doesn't one party just take control for good? Why not one man? Not to bring this back to the Cold War, but if you don't want to do the research and actually figure out who you're voting for and why, you might as well be a communist.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!

But never fear all ye Marxists, there is a simple 2 step process to regaining your recently lost Americanliness (yeah it's not a word, but neither was "Road" the first time Shakespeare used it and who's laughing now?). Step 1: go on Google and type in the name of your candidates or district. Step 2: Read literally anything about them. Wikipedia is a good start. Boom. You're an American again and thus happy again because no one wants to be a communist.


Share the wealth, share the PUNCH IN THE FACE FROM ROCKY BALBOA PINKO DOGS!!

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